So, Keiji's finally stopped growing. It's damned weird that the house did that with him. I mean, just a few months ago he was a newborn. Now he looks like he's thirteen. It's kinda scary, really. I mean, damn, do I look old enough to have a thirteen-year-old son? Hell, I'm only twenty-six!

Ancients, this house just likes to screw with us, doesn't it?

By the way, Keiji's in his anti-social phase, so don't be offended if he acts up. And if anybody gets any ideas, since I don't know anything about some of the newer residents, he does know how to handle a gun and he does keep one on him at all times.

Hey, Duo, you wouldn't mind if I moved back to my own room, would you? I mean, it's great that you let me stay with you, but I think it's beginning to get a bit crowded. It's about time I took my life back and moved to my own room.

Man, I think I got too drunk again last night. I remember going back to the kitchen after seeing Duo, grabbing the vodka I used to cook dinner with and sitting down at the table and just drinking. After that, my memory’s a complete blank, yo. I am so glad Keiji’s staying with Zax right now, because I think it’d traumatise him if he saw what happened. Which, I’m not sure what did happen, but I woke up in my bed this morning. Stark naked and next to that guy who looks freakishly like my twin. Axel, I think is his name?

Whatever, yo. The point is, I likely slept with my twin and can’t remember it.

[ooc; blame my sister. She made me do it.]

It took me forever to find something to wear for this Halloween thing going on. I mean, I do not want to be forced into something like a baby costume or anything. So, I just kinda threw this together, finding the stuff around the house.

AND NOW LOOK AT ME! -twitches ears-

At least Keiji's having fun. I dressed him up as a ghost and now he's running around like a little maniac that can run through walls.

So, I guess we're all being herded to Zax's room. Duo, Keiji, and me, that is. I mean, I could probably manage to avoid Fuuma by now, but Keiji's still a handful, so I need Duo to help out for a while longer. I just don't think I'm meant to care for a kid.

I mean, look at how I grew up. My parents died when I was just a kid and then I grew up on the streets. I don't have an example to go by when trying to be a good dad. I don't know what to do.

Keiji's getting the hang of using my EMR, though. I'm not letting him actually use the electric part yet, though. He keeps putting the end in his mouth and that'd be bad if the power was on. -sweatdrop-

Anyways, Zax, thanks for letting me and Keiji stay with you for a while. Appreciate it. Keiji's out of his crying-at-three-in-the-morning stage, so there shouldn't be too much trouble.

Man, watching Keiji's just completely taken it out of me. I mean, yeah, he's technically two or so now, but he's still a handful. I gotta wonder if I was ever this bad for my parents. Not that I remember anything about my parents, but honestly, I can't possibly have been a handful like this.

Oh, well. He's my son, all right, yo.

Anyways, now that the kid's walking and all, I think I'm going to teach him some basic fighting skills and maybe how to handle my EMR. Hanatarou, you might want to prepare yourself in case he manages to hurt somebody.

And Zax, don't even think about going near the kitchen.

~Reno

Whatever bug's going around, I don't think I've caught it yet. Keiji seems to have. He's been quiet and well-behaved. Unlike a couple days ago when he flushed one Minako's ribbons down the toilet. I'm really sorry about that Mina. Hope you're not too mad about that.

Just goes to teach you that if you hear the toilet flush, immediately followed by a baby giggling, it's already too late.

-_-' I need a nap.

But I'm not going to get one at this rate. I think I'm going to die from lack of sleep.

I gotta wonder how the other kid's doing, yo.

Well, now that Keiji's under my care, things have been chaotic, yo. The kid's a friggin' alarm clock! Every morning, 3:00 sharp, he screams. And screams loud. I can only wonder how much baby formula I need Duo to sneak out of the kitchen for the weekend. And it's official; I hate diapers.

Anyone want to watch him for a couple days so Duo and I can actually sleep?

Hokuto, put your hand down.

~Reno

I'm torn between helping Kamui out during his pregnancy and hiding myself in the bowels of the house where Fuuma might not find. Key word being might, there.

I mean, yeah, I might be the father and I think it's all my fault he's pregnant anyways.

That sounds really weird. "He's pregnant."

If the kids are mine (since it's official he's got twins in that mound), does anyone have any objections to me teaching them to use weapons as soon as they're out of diapers?

Kamui is pregnant and there's a 50-50 chance that I'm the father.

This will not result in anything good. Though, if I am the father, rest assured that I'll do everything to be a good father to the kid. I don't really know how, since my dad died when I was five and I grew up on the streets, with only the gang to call family. I'll do what I can, yo. Even if I mess the kid up.

Oh, man. That Fuuma guy is going to murder me, yo.